Teacher: Alex, how is your Chumpi?
Alex: Eh, the same, he tried to bite me two times yesterday.
Teacher: Maybe it’s sexual frustration.
Alex: …..what???
Teacher: Like Malaysian bear in Seoul that escaped. We think he was sexually frustrated because he had an old woman bear in cage and no sex.
Alex:….that would not surprise me.
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